Listen up
It's later than you think!

Back off ...
And stay there!

Excuuuse Mmmeeee! I didn't notice the diaper so the tantrums caught me off guard!

You're one mistake
I'll NEVER make again!

Your talk was bigger than your walk ...

You're a part of my life... not all of my life!

LIFE!
Try it with chili!

Believe! It's over!

If you don't start paying attention to me- Somebody else will!

You can stay angry all by yourself!

There are 2 words for you: CRUDE and UNCOUTH!

Has it ever occurred to you- that you're not perfect either?

I can't remember how our friendship evolved but I can sure tell you when it dissolved!

Over all ... it's a ZERO.

All lights OUT and more than a Few screws missing!

I'm tired of you being so messy!Clean it! Clean it! Clean it!

You're such a grown up Spoiled Brat!

We seem to break up more than we cuddle up

Why can't you ever try being on time?

First I got hurt.
Now I'm Angry!

I've heard you talk about other people. What ever made me think it would never be me?

I think of you as an obnoxious, ill-mannered, arrogant, pompous ... what's that other word _ _ _?

Just because you are manipulative, overbearing and love to fabricate doesn't mean I have to like you!

The problem with you is that you think you have no problem.

You're sooo full
of BULL!

Fess up ... Own up ... and Pay up!

How can I hear you ... if you don't talk to me?

You Cheated ... You Lied ... YOU DOG!!

Flake! And I'm not talking corn!

Diss me ... miss me!

Do that to me one more time and you're gone!

If you don't tell her I will!

If you don't tell him I will!

Stood me up ... for the last time!

Why won't you ask me out ... afraid I'll say yes?

One I'm sorry too many ... and one didn't call too late

How very small of you

Do yourself a favor ... don't take me seriously

What else don't you have time for ... besides me?

You get what you settle for... and you settle for what you think you're worth!

You'd better: show me a sign, drop me a line, give me a call or I won't have time.

Do it! And prove it!

Enough is good ... but more is better

You don't have to agree ... just understand!

What a waste!

You're not as discreet as you think you are.

Ignore me ... Please ... You bore me!

Look down on me and I say UP YOURS!

If the good things in life are free ... why am I in debt?

Gee ... it must feel awful when your finger freezes up like that and you can't CALL ME!